A highway patrolman
pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was
astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she
was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his
window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'
'NO!' the blonde
yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'
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